Full Time dental assistant wanted in the Trussville area. Experience in four
handed dentistry preferred. Fax resume to xxx-xxx-xxxx. We are looking for a
terrific employee who is a people person that knows their gluteus maximus from a
hole in the ground. Someone who could manage to keep the mouth aspirated without
things looking like the Gulf of Mexico. Experience taking periapical x-rays would
be nice. I would like to see an image before the patient must be coated with sun
block 50. Must be able to pass instruments without consistently dropping them.
The floor is not a trampoline people! Good social skills required without the need
to explain why you’re hung over from an all nighter. We don’t want any alcoholics
or drug addicts working on our patients! Drama Queens and chain smokers need not
apply! You can’t cover up 2 packs of cigarettes with a bottle of cheap perfume.
Although a good sense of humor wouldn’t hurt and political correctness isn’t our